A bug just landed on my computer screen and my first reaction was on try and scare it away with the curser.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes
If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it - Frank Zappa
“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody"”
